Jazzghost
Jazzghost6d ago
Gaming

EU... EU ME ASSUSTEI COM O REMAKE DE GARTEN OF BANBAN!

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TL;DR

Garten of Banban Chapter 1 got a remaster with new graphics, secret content, and a creepy second playthrough that reveals disturbing lore about the facility's hidden floors.

Key Insights

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Remaster, not remakeThe update is a remaster, not a full remake — the game kept its original structure but got improved lighting, textures, and new collectible plushies scattered throughout.

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Vegetable catching minigameA new minigame has players catch falling vegetables while ignoring chicken meat, with 14 total achievements to unlock across the updated chapter.

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Alternate playthrough triggersAfter collecting six eggs and interacting with an air vent, the chapter replays itself but with a rain filter active and significant environmental changes — the Opila Bird statue becomes a plushie and attacks don't occur.

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Hidden protocol loreHidden documents reveal the facility had a 'hidden installation protocol' — a system designed to conceal the underground laboratory floors from detection.

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A mysterious blue creature appears at the end that resembles neither the creature from Chapter 6 nor the announced monster for Chapter 9, suggesting it could be a teaser for future content.

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Drone control problems persistThe drone mechanic remains frustratingly unreliable in 3D space, often missing target buttons or hitting obstacles due to depth perception issues with the control system.

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Deep Dive

Remaster brings visual polish and new collectibles

The update overhauls Chapter 1's presentation without rebuilding it from scratch. Jazzghost notes improved lighting that looks more realistic, better texture quality overall, and a slightly animated title screen that replaces the static version. The most tangible additions are collectible plushies hidden throughout the chapter — one per room to find. A new minigame in the lobby tasks players with catching falling vegetables while avoiding meat, with Josh claiming eating vegetables makes you strong. The game includes 14 new achievements to unlock, though Jazzghost finds the minigame simplistic but appreciates the developers' effort to add extra content. He completes the vegetable game and immediately regrets it, scoring 30 points and vowing never to eat carrots again.

The drone remains ineffectual despite promised improvements

The update supposedly made the drone faster, but Jazzghost quickly discovers it's still clunky and unreliable. The core problem: in 3D space, the drone struggles to understand player targeting. When aiming at walls or obstacles at different depths, it either misses buttons or crashes into pillars. Jazzghost needs batteries to power it, finds them in the cafeteria, and then must use it to press red buttons unlocking doors. Throughout the playthrough, he repeatedly curses the drone, noting even the developers ditched it by Chapter 8. The frustration builds as he attempts to navigate confined spaces, with the drone's pathfinding failing to compute even simple angles. He hypothesizes the mechanic exists solely because removing it would break puzzle progression.

Second playthrough reveals lore about hidden floors and protocols

After collecting six eggs for Opila Bird and accessing an air vent in the cafeteria, Jazzghost discovers new documents and a tape player. The tape contains unsettling audio of children playing and screaming. A document retrieved from behind the vent references a 'hidden installation protocol' — a system designed to conceal the facility's underground floors from police detection. This revelation explains why authorities never discovered the laboratory beneath what appears to be a daycare. When he interacts with the vent again, a monstrous blue creature attacks, forcing a replay of the entire chapter. This second run has a rain filter overlay and significant environmental changes: the Opila Bird statue becomes a plushie, collected items vanish, and the bird never attacks during combat segments. The playground features haunting children's voices and a crude chalk circle drawing, intensifying the horror atmosphere.

Mysterious creature teases unknown future content

The climax of the second playthrough introduces an entirely new element: a grotesque blue creature resembling a diseased pig or deformed cow. Jazzghost feeds it the collected plushies, and it speaks cryptic warnings about not pursuing the truth, hinting at future chapters. The creature doesn't match the announced monster for Chapter 9 (which should be an Aarelo variant), nor does it match the quick-glimpse creature from Chapter 6 — suggesting either a redesign or a completely new threat. When fed Nab Nab plushies, the creature appears terrified, an odd detail given Nab Nab is typically a minor character. Jazzghost speculates this creature could be a teaser for Chapter 9 or a separate entity entirely, leaving the narrative mystery unresolved.

Takeaways

  • The Garten of Banban remaster is worth playing if you want new environmental storytelling and lore, especially the second playthrough's alternate content about the facility's hidden protocols.
  • Expect drone controls to frustrate you — accept they don't work reliably in 3D and plan around that limitation rather than relying on precise aiming.
  • Collect plushies methodically on your first pass; the second playthrough changes the environment significantly, making some items harder to locate.
  • Watch for the cryptic messages and audio logs scattered throughout — they build the horror and suggest something far darker is happening beneath the daycare.

Key moments

3:00Minigame reveals Josh's dietary secrets

Como se tornar um gigante como o Josh? Coma vegetais e evite carne.

8:00Drone's pathfinding fails in 3D space

Você não mirar ele numa parede por causa da dimensão de profundidade, ele não consegue entender qual que é o ponto exato que você quer que ele voe.

25:00Hidden protocol document surfaces

Protocolo de ocultação da instalação. Então, esse tempo todo, os trabalhadores desse laboratório tinha um sistema para poder ocultar todos os andares inferiores.

27:00Mysterious creature attacks and speaks

Seu rosto me parece familiar. Uma longa viagem está por vir. Volte antes que a busca se transforme em uma armadilha.

33:00Jazzghost reflects on the update

Fico feliz de ver que os criadores desse jogo eles estão colocando mais ímpeto, mais vontade, mais carinho na produção deles.

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